Paint the Town Red (or Blue)

There is a scene in "The People vs. Larry Flynt" when Larry returns back to work after leaving jail and he tells the secretary to make an announcement that the pervert is back. If I had a secretary I would tell her to make an announcement that the blogger is back.

So aside from that excitement, we also (in case you hadn't heard) had an inauguration today. I had a lot of things going through my head during the couple of hours I watched. Here are a few that best summarize my experience:

* Holy hell that's a lot of people.

* When does Obama rip off his mask and reveal the pinko commie bastard that I keep hearing he is?

* Man, Jimmy Carter is looking pretty good.

* Is that Dick Cheney or Mr. Potter from "It's a Wonderful Life"?

* This is really something and I'm glad I got to see it in my lifetime. (I tear up momentarily)

* There sure is a lot of Christian prayer going on considering that this guy is a Muslim. (I roll my eyes)

* Even though it's exciting, this whole thing was a lil bit over the top.

* Please, PUHlease, no one shoot at the new guy.

* This is really something and I'm still glad I got to see it (I tear up momentarily again)

* Good speech. Now, let's see what you can do.

* So long, farewell, au revoir, bye bye (I wave vigorously at the television as the Bushes leave the grounds)

* Is Gitmo closed yet? No? I'll check back tomorrow.

And last but not least:

* Alright, I've got some hope. Now what are we going to do with it?


I'm looking forward to future days (particularly the first 100) and hoping that I get at least one or two opportunities to write some upbeat blogs. We shall see. Happy 2009 everyone!